A
graduate of the University of Illinois Police Training Institute and ex-farm
worker, Mr. Lewis has absolutely no qualifications whatsoever for a career
in broadcasting. Still, he has brought his insufficient talent to
Radio for Grownups in a continuing effort to assure mediocrity on the
airwaves. An affront to serious broadcasters, Mr. Lewis is the winner
of numerous awards as a vocal talent and writer, and will steal ideas
and concepts from virtually any source he can find. Known laughingly
as "Da Rev", a holdover from his days as a Deacon in Preacher
Pellmore's Church of the Bottomless Collection Plate, David is most proud
of his youthful career as a musician and drug abuser, and has awakened,
confused and disoriented, under more pool tables than even the celebrated
Teddy Kennedy.
Mr.
Lewis' association with Radio for Grownups has plunged him even further
into the depths of a dying career. As "second banana",
backstage announcer, and whipping boy to the overrated Joel Becker, David
is still free to air his small grandeur through a series of stories and
memories loosely grouped under the heading of "That's How It Seems
to Me".
A
number of these mindless ramblings have even been assembled on compact
discs in a transparent effort to compel trusting listeners to send good
money for a substandard product (note that copies of the CDs are still
available, cheap at half the price, on line at this web site).
David
Lewis: ex-cop, ex-musician, ex-cowboy, ex-husband, ex-preacher,
ex-hippie, and, if there is any justice in this world, someday, ex-broadcaster.
