As
a life-long wannabee, and never possessing enough talent to find
honest employment, Greg Hall took pen in hand and launched himself
into a career that has propelled him to ever new lows in the field
of journalism. Too naturally lazy to actually become an athlete
himself, instead, much like the suspect Bob Costas, Greg has preyed
on the abilities of others to thrust himself into the limelight.
When he determined that he had profited from the printed word
as much as he would ever be able to, Mr. Hall badgered the talented
staffers at Radio for Grownups until they finally gave in and
allowed him to actually talk. And talk. And talk.
Currently
involved in night classes in an ongoing effort to gain his citizenship,
and working part-time at Earlene's Fill Dirt and Drainage as a
mud tester, Mr. Hall's goal is to be able to afford the medication
he so desperately needs. Fortunately, it is screw-top. In
spite of management's better judgment and listener protests, and
as part of his work-release program, Greg continues to bore the
audience on a weekly basis.
